I know you've been thinking about blackmail for awhile now; the idea of
it completely consumes your thoughts. You've bought several blackmail
clips, and you love every second of them. You love
listening to Me telling you that I'm going to take over your life, your
finances, that I'm going to gain complete control to do whatever I
please. And yet, you never follow through with My
instructions. Well all of that changes today. See, I know what the
problem is. My other blackmail clips have been just a little too extreme
for your feeble little mind. So today, I'm going to ask you
for some really basic information. I'm not even sure if this constitutes
as real blackmail and that's why I'm calling this one: barely blackmail.
